Dating School

So my guy friend told me last night that I should go to Dating School, so that I could learn the things to do and not to do, along with the things to say and not to say. Needless to say, the past week, I've been on several dates with different men and though I managed somehow not to scare them both off, one scared me off and the other has me hooked. Tomorrow is my birthday (yeah me). I will be in court again near my birthday (court dates seem to be my birthday gifts). I actually pulled a total non-Sara thing and invited colleagues of mine to go out tomorrow for happy hour and told them they had to come because it was my birthday. Of course I want to wear a short skirt but it's going to be cold so I think I'll pick warmness over vanity. I had a Manifest Determination today involving student, parent, staff, and administration. I used my teacher voice and told the student I was going to stand my ground, told him not to interrupt me while I was speaking and then later regretting my Negative Nelly and told him that I believed in him which is why I am always in his face. Come on, he shares the same last name of a famous Mexican Revolutionist, how can I not fight for him?